The XEvil Armory

Weapons

Image	Name	Description
	Pistol	High caliber sidearm.  Do you feel lucky, punk.
	Machine-Gun	Military-issue automatic rifle. High rate of fire, easy reload, rarely jams.  Solid-core caseless ammunition.  Won Bombs 'n Ammo "Weapon of the Year" three times consecutively.
	Lancer	Sniper weapon.  Fast, accurate, long range, compounded energy lance.  Self-cooling, to avoid detection. Takes time to recharge between shots.
	Flame-Thrower	Burn, baby, burn.
	Launcher	Launcher fires seeking smart-missiles.  Missiles are highly maneuverable with a tight turning radius.
	Grenades	Teach your enemies not to bunch up too close.
	Napalm Grenades	Explodes in horizontal plane of heated napalm.  Make sure to throw farther than damage radius.
	Stars	Ancient ninja weapon of assassination and wall decoration.
	Soul-Swapper	Swaps the souls of the shooter and shootee.  Good for taking over powerful enemies, or upgrading your current beat-up body.  Be careful to hit the right target.
	Frog-Gun	Zaaaapp.  Ribbet.  You get the picture.
	Dog-Whistle	Summons two Dogs as your loyal companions.  Then, blow whistle to order dogs to seek in a specific direction, or return to master.  Dogs will attack your enemies and fetch items for you.
	Lasers (built-in)	High-intensity repeating pulse laser.
	Chainsaw	It slices! It dices! It can even cut a steel can.  Industrial-diamond-tipped, all-purpose cutter/shreader. "The Weed-Whacker from Hell"

Items

Image	Name	Description
	MedKit	Heals user to full health.  No known side effects.
	Cloak	Nigh-invisibility.  You may not fire when cloaked.
	Doppelganger	Makes a copy of your character.  Your Doppelganger will work with you, attacking your enemies.  You get credit for all kills your Doppelganger makes.
	Transmogifier	Randomly turns you into another Creature.  Maybe something good, maybe something bad.
	N-Shield	Protection from 3 hits.  Does not protect against heat or swapping (Soul-Swapper, Frog-Gun) attacks.
	T-Shield	Time-limited protection from all non-swapping attacks.
	Caffine	Gives you that little boost to get you going in the morning.
	Crack Pipe	Increases speed and hand-to-hand damage.  Occasional lethal overdose.  "C'mon baby, I need my fix."
	P.C.P.	Invulnerability, increased speed and hand-to-hand damage.  The come-down is a real bitch.  Be careful of overdose.  Long or short-term use may cause irreversible psychosis.
	Bomb	5..4..3..2..1..BOOM!  Simple enough.  After you use this item, be sure to drop it, and get the hell out of the way.

Bonuses

Image	Name	Description
	Demon-Summoner	Contains a Demon held by Ka'Shi'Taath enslavement spell.  Do not taunt.
	Fireballs (built-in)	Ball of flame conjured from pits of Hell.
	X-Shield	Shield of solidified evil gives protection from 300 points of any type of damage.  No time limit.
	Auto-Lancer	Hybrid technological-demonic weapon.  Lancer chassis and energy coils connected to the ever-burning-scorching heart of a condemned sinner as power supply.

Other Objects

Image	Name	Description
	Weight	Watch out below.
	Altar-Of-Sin	Sell your soul to the Altar-Of-Sin for cool stuff.  Like saving cereal-box tops, but better.
	Rock	Slightly less painful version of Weight.
	Door	Get quickly from one part of the XEvil world to another.
	Mover	Horizontal and vertical elevators.
	Flag	Certain scenarios require you to collect flags.
	Egg	Nasty surprise inside.