Date: Thu, 15 Aug 2002 19:40:23 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Xevil... will it ever end?!
To: satan@hardt.cc

I've been playing Xevil for about a year now, and it
still sits upon my desktop!! When other games have
come and gone, that one still stares at me, begging me
to play each day... and I do!
What evil curses did you include in its source code,
what ancient rites did you perform while coding, that
causes it to STILL be sooo much fun?!
No, they are your secrets, fair enough.

Is there a last level? An ending reached? Does there
exist the highest possible Satan profession in this
game?  I must know!  (Though this game drives my
roomate crazy, and that I DO enjoy. :)  )
Great game... I envy your coding and design skills.
~Hana

Date: Sun, 22 Sep 2002 05:43:44 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Xevil fan

j0!

i recently d\led Xevil and its awesome! its addictive as hell, funny and 
cool! you rule! also, it has to be the least buggy beta version of any game
ive ever seen. i wrote a small asteroids style game using direct X and i 
would get an overflow error if i ran it twice in a row...

the only bug ive actually seen is some teleporting through walls when on 
caffine or being pushed. 

...

i am eternally grateful to you already for the endles hours of entertainment that 
xevil has provided. if you tell me what the hell a sophmore is, i will sell you my
soul, half price!

keep on truckin'.....

-Shinryu

Subject: kickass game!!!
Date: Thu, 04 Jul 2002 16:57:09 +0100
I just want tosay that Xevil is the best fuckin game on earth!!!! Who needs
spectacular graphics and a storyline when you got mindless violence such
as that???

Again, amazing game!

Date: Wed, 3 Apr 2002 20:40:38 -0800 (PST)
Subject: xevil bitmaps
To: satan@hardt.cc

...

P.S. I forgot to thank you for releasing the xevil
source code. I basically learned C++ from studying
your code in 2 weeks rather than paying attention in
the two C++ classes for 30 weeks.

Subject: you suck major boner
Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 21:22:30 GMT

your game sucks cock. It is not fun. It has bad graphics. I could pull
a better game out of my ass! it is so bad for children! And it is
immature boner blower

signed
mark the mighty

Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 18:15:40 EST
Subject: XEvil
To: satan@xevil.com

I went to your site yesterday after my friend raved at me for two weeks about 
how Goddamn cool XEvil is, and I was TOTALLY blown away by what I saw! Crack 
pipes, flamethrowers, transmogrifiers, and Satan! In the words of my buddy 
Shoulders, excerpted from a telephone conversation: "Jesus Christ! It's like 
WE made this game!"
.
.
.
will XEvil ever come out as a Win3.1 or Mac version?
Thanx,
Angry Jimbo

Subject: Xevil is X-tra great!
Date: Fri, 13 Aug 1999 12:28:39 GMT
To: satan@xevil.com

Greetingz!

>"XEvil - the Carpal-Tunnel Game!"
I agree very very much!! When I play this game.. I forget the time.. and
owch..  My wrists didnt hurt this much till I play this game. And I
usualy am in front of the computer the whole day.

:) Great game! 

Subject:  X-EviL ich bein satan
Date: Tue, 27 Apr 1999 19:55:33 EDT
To: Satan@xevil.com

Umm your game X-Evil is very disturbing and umm should be ended
immedeatley!  It causes a disturbance among.....

Okay now that my colleauges are gone, X-Evil kicks anusmonkey!  When I
played it the first time i felt like masturbating!  So i did!  Till i
was pink all over!  Seriously though i think this game is one of a
kind- in the fact that every time you start its random,
demon-summoning, alien crap, and all that cream-filled goodness!  Its
one of the only games i could play over and over with out taking
wack-off brakes (joke- maybe) And i know your tired as nuts of hearing
them- but here's some suggestions

- Voodoo Magic
- Able to name your own character
- Addition of weed as a drug
- Deformed redneck babies
- some type of shotgun

Thanks for filling my life with cream!

                                            Evil C

Date: Tue, 30 Mar 1999 14:11:23 -0600 (EST)
To: satan@xevil.com
Subject: Damn you to hell!

Just when I thought I had beaten my StarCraft habit, I find out that the
cheesy little game 'xevil' that came with my version of RedHat, which was
vaguely fun to play occassionally when I was really bored, had a 2.0
version which is way the hell more addictive.

Ohwell. If my grades are going down, I'm taking the grades of the rest of
the people in my dorm with me! Muhaha!

To: satan@xevil.com
Subject: Xevil
Date: Mon, 29 Mar 1999 22:59:35 PST

First off, This game is fucking great! Second, I read some of the hate 
mail, and to those people who can't be mature enough to handle a little 
violence, FUCK OFF! GOD IS FUCKING DEAD PEOPLE, I KILLED HIM!
I'm sick of hipocritical religious people attacking kick ass games like 
Xevil. All of my friends are as addicted to it as I am, and I will be 
sending the fee for it as soon as I get paid.
TO THOSE IDIOTIC RELIGIOUS BASTARDS, I say you should put a priest in 
the next version of Xevil! GOD HIMSELF, I believe said thou shall not 
judge, yet all those fucking people do is whine. To you Satan, I give a 
huge Hell yeah, for having the guts to make a game thats not afraid to 
be bloody, sinful, and fun.

Sincerly,
         Belial

Subject: xEvil
Date: Sun, 28 Feb 1999 01:33:16 -0500

Great game. Fuck Electronic Arts.

Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1999 16:08:37 EST
To: satan@xevil.com
Subject: How you made the game

Man this XEvil game rocks... WHat did you use to make that game becaues i want
to code some time and I want to use what you people used to make this game...
Satan, do you spend any time with Marilyn Manson? You two would make a great
enemy in the game

Subject: A few suggestions for your website
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1999 17:15:07 EST
To: satan@xevil.com

First, I've got to say that this game is absolutely incredible.  It's invaded
our school - our AP Computer Science class spends more time playing XEvil than
we do learning C++.  I can't think of ANY suggestions for this game.

I can, however, think of a few little things for your website, specifically
the character listings.  Where are the red/green huggers, the frog, and the
baby seal?  The game is a lot less without these, and I believe they deserve
mention.

Just some thoughts.  Great game!

Subject: hahaha, best game ive seen in LONG time thats < 2mb
Date: Wed, 06 Jan 1999 09:03:21 -0500
From: Joel
To: satan@xevil.com

i must say, in this day of shitty, overly complicated games that do
nothing but confuse my little burnt out mind, your's was a ray of
relief.  A port of Xevil came with my copy of redhat linux and as soon
as i got X working i gave it a shot.  I dont think my grades suffered as
much since i started smoking dope!  you guys are sick, i love the pcp
and the crack pipe.  I think the game really deservers the title of
"evil carpel tunnle syndrom game" cause i think i may have permently
damaged some of my very favorite carpel tunnels.  I really think the
modem idea would be great since i have this shitty dialup connection.
And add more charactors.  And send me some money, im broke.  I need some
papers. Dammit where did i put my sack?

Subject: 
Date:  Fri, 4 Dec 1998 21:23:39 -0800
To: "To Whom this May Concern:" 

Sirs:
    I am a Grandmother and I was never so insulted in all my life as when my
Grandson should me the response he got to an ignore this message on your
xevil CD game that has been added to Dynamite Games .  If you don't know
what I'm talking about maybe, you'd better check it out.  I can't be the
only adult that monitors the kids on the computer not with all the junk
that is on them nowadays.

        Thank You
Dawn

To: 
Subject: XEVIL ROCKS! YOU ARE GODLIKE!
Date: Thu, 6 Aug 1998 21:45:41 -0600

	You people are too great. Xevil is too good... You have just beat out
Cthulhu for position of #1 on the godlike scale.  Xevil is just... well, it
takes my breath away! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

Date: Sun, 01 Feb 1998 14:47:00 +1000
To: satan@xevil.com
Subject: thanks

Hi Guys,

Just thought that i would say thanks for all the late nights that I have
had to spend on my
Sparc coding away and when i am ready for a break XEvil does it just as
well as the bottles of beer on the floor :)

Well done keep up the good work.

If you ever want a Australian mirror drop me a line

Quint

Date: Fri, 8 Aug 1997 17:56:29 -0400 (EDT)
To: satan@xevil.com
Subject: evil?

some of my turds are eviler then this game!!

Date: Fri, 15 Aug 1997 15:06:00 -0600
To: diablo@xevil.com
Subject: dear goody two shoes
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"

Dear penis drip,

Not only is your game a watse of drive space, but the feeble, juvinile crap
that you include as insults really needs some work. Better run off and get
your mommy now. 

Date: Sat, 05 Jul 1997 15:10:08 -0400
X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01 (Win95; I)
To: satan@xevil.com
Subject: xevil

Hey guys, I'd like to let you know how much I think your game rocks. 
The recent trend in everything being 1st person 3d lately has been
pissing me off because it's hard to find a good side scroller anymore. 
Well, yours is great, and it's nice to know there are other people with
good taste in games.  The networking is just a stroke of genius... I
can't wait to try playing it over a network.  So far, I've just tried 2
player games from 1 computer.  I don't remember what version I have, but
it came on a Linux cd I got, and it works great.  Keep up the amazing
work!

john

To: 
Subject: Man-o-Man...
Date: Wed, 2 Jul 1997 19:39:16 -0500

	Once AGAIN, you sick twisted BASTARDS have DONE IT!!!!!

	FREAKIN' BEAUTIFUL, MAN!!!!!!!   

	I *still* say a Quake Modification based on this EXCELLENT game would be
KICK-ASS.  The whole 3D aspect alone would be sweet (jumping UP to
platforms!).

Once again, a hearty YOU FUCKING ROCK!

^Mortis^

Date: Sat, 14 Jun 1997 22:49:53 +0300
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.0b5C (X11; I; SunOS 5.5.1 sun4m)
To: satan@xevil.com
Subject: XEvil support for Solaris 2.5.1 SPARC (sun4m)

I am incapable of being polite. I DEMAND  you write support for my platform , because lack
of playing XEvil, is dampening the universal karmic aura around me. APEASE ME.
8)

Date: Mon, 16 Jun 1997 01:48:18 -0400
To: satan@xevil.com
Subject: how much

when xevil comes out how much is it gonna be cause you know i still need
money for herb and forties
basha@udel.edu

To: 
Subject: Tu nombre!  !?Que pasa?!
Date: Sun, 22 Jun 1997 23:23:29 -0500

Are you the Mike Judge of Beavis & Butthead fame?  If so, you are even
cooler than I previously thought you were.  If not, don't worry 'cause
you're still pretty cool.

Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 23:35:02 -0400
Organization: Nine Inch Nails
X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.01 [en] (Win95; I)
To: satan@xevil.com
Subject: question:

Did you use visual basic to do this wonderful game?

jp.

To: satan@xevil.com
Subject: you are gay
From: stanggt@juno.com (B A)
Date: Tue, 04 Mar 1997 18:34:03 EST

you are gay. Jesus is the savior. Satann eats fat black dick

Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 22:38:27 -0800
Subject: Re: Mailing List


Thanks man!!  

Hey, I'm a night workere at Ma Bell and introduced XEvil to fellow Nocturnal people.
Tonight we're having a tournament with our Sparc 5's.  Thanks for creating the game...
web surfing for Java games was getting old.  

Subject: that FAT GUY?!?!?!?!?
Date: Tue, 18 Feb 1997 17:46:45 EST

>Tip 5: You know the enemy has cloaked, and your sight isn't what it used to 
>be, just wait by the kill ito sum sign with the fat guy with the sad flower 
>(the blue sign) when the cloaked enemy walks of flies past, you can easily see
>them!

That "fat guy" with the sad flower *happens* to be a squanch, and
squanches don't like being called fat guys. How would you like it if
he called you a ... well ... a something not very nice? The squanch is
the protector of all that is cool, and if you don't watch it, he'll
kick your ......

And killito is one word! And what happened to ergo?

Sun, 16 Feb 1997 16:08:45 -0300
Subject: " os =?iso-8859-1?Q?boi=F3?= "

hi!!!

fuck you!! fuck you!!! fuck you!!!

yeahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
kill kill kill hahahaahhahaahahahahahaahahaha


zzizizizizizizzi

bye,

The LuNaTiC has spoke

PS: you should bring up some more DRUGS in your game...
u know... it already rules and stuff... but...
it could rule MORE.... yeah!! rule!!! yeess!!

To: 
Subject: this game ROCKS!
Date: Tue, 4 Feb 1997 09:40:50 -0600

	You guys have come up with the PERFECT game!!
I've spent more time playing XEVIL on my NT 4.0 workstation than I have
doing
anything PRODUCTIVE!  THANKS!!

	I'm currently working with a bunch of guys over the 'net creating a Quake
Cyberpunk TC (Total Conversion), mostly doing 2-D artwork for the matrix
levels. (textures and skins)  The idea behind a TC (in case you didn't
know...) is to take the Quake engine and change the game, using QuakeC,
level editors, and graphics editors.
You can *basically* change the entire look/feel/gameplay of the game,
though our attempts are going mighty SLOW. *G*

	I think *XEvil* would make a KILLER TC!  Using the Quake engine I could
image cool-ass high-jumping platform carnage! (Deathmatching would be a
*BLAST*!)
I'm *attempting* to also work on a TC of my own (in my spare time) called
Killing Spree TC.  I'm attatching a .doc file of the concept I drew up...I
figured you guys would have the right appreciation of the subject
matter...MINDLESS KILLING! ;)

	Again, it's an EXCELLENT game!  Thanks for taking the time to code!!!

Date: Mon, 17 Feb 1997 12:46:43 -0300
Organization: The Bunny Killers

hya!!

it's good to c that someone actually listens to me....
that's a great moment... i'm etting emotional here...

NOT!!!!!  hehehehehehe
fuck fuck fuck fuck
kill kill kill kill   yaaaaahahahahaahahahah zzaaaazazazazzaaaa  biiiii

hehehe

serious...

i was thinking...
yo could put a smoke room in  your game... u know...
so u can smoke a joint with THE ALIEN!!! wow !!! that would be cool!!
and some mushrooms too!!! so u can see things... like lightnings and
stuff...



writing sucks...

c ya...

THE LuNaTiC

To: satan@xevil.com
X-Mailer: Juno 1.15
Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 18:20:47 EST

fuck you and your shitty game. I could care less if it expired you
bastard!!!!!!

Thu, 20 Feb 1997 01:28:21 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Ideas For New Version! :-)

More violence. We definitely need more violence.

I suggest the development team be foreced to watch the following movies in
one big weekend film festival:

1) The entire Road Warrior series
2) Pink Floyd the Wall
3) Brazil
4) Clockwork Orange
5) Eraserhead
6) No less than 3 Barney videos

They should have plenty of ideas when they get back.

Sat, 23 Nov 1996 09:00:07 -0500
Subject: Suck me into your mailing list

Just Like to say it's a fuckin' rippin' game. Some ideas that may help
distort some reality:

 1) make a ipx or modem play option so we can all get fucked in a nice
neighborly networked fashion for those of us stuck at piece of shit
organizations that don't do unix *sigH*
 2) make drug dealers if ya'll make drugs. They should just be
characters with more than 5 units of whatever drugs. Have the lil
buggers marked off by LaRgE shades. They can run around n' jump on
players, randomly trading drugz for weapons (who can resist the craving
any-fuckin'-way)
 3) Add a glue gun, stick the little fuckers where they stand!
 4) Create gigantic bottles of Jolt that run around with Axes (yep,
another boss creature). I mean what programmer hasn't had nightmares
about that. . . (don't say a word)
 6) add some more blood curdling screams bud!
 7) make the altar of sin such that it will buy the souls of people you
will kill. ie: Altar of Sin offers you 1 extra life for the next 3 souls
you harvest with this weapon (give'em a gun that shoots little
pitchforks or someshit)
 8) write somewhere that this is a game approved by the Satan
Worshippers of America. Brand name recognition of a sort heh
 9) more death! more death! (make death a boss)
 10) SHIT I LOVE BEING THE FIREDEMON! w00w00! maybe allow him access to
more items.

well laters. fuckin' awesome job on the game

Fri, 24 May 1996 23:03:29 -0400
From: Korn Rulz
Subject: INFLUENCE

Hi

 My name is Josh.I am 10 yrs.old.I think you should watch your
profanity on-line a little bit.(Remember,anyone can access your
program)And I think you shouldn't bring up drugs in a game anyone can
play(especially young children) I don't mean that in a mean way.I feel
that you are saying that it is "ok" to take drugs when you are tired
or behind in your work so that it will help speed things up a
little.It is also a VERY bad influence on young children my age.


 Thank you for your time,Josh

Subject: DEath

XEvil rules so much
Theres lots of death
it rules alot
death rules alot
death rules
xevil rules
sorry
lost my train of thought for a sec
well anyway..
XEvil would be much cooler if there was a mode where you can put as many
machines as you want (which is cool in any mode) and you can be in
either god mode or have infinite lives.
You should also have the option to choose your character type OR have it
randomly chosen.
You should be able to start as a lemming, fire demon, enforcer, red
hugger, etc..
Can someone please give me a COMPLETE list of all the characters
(including the rare ones)
Has anyone else ever been a lemming? it's so cool. So is being a fire
demon. I don't like the enforcer though
How many people are on this mailing list?

"Thoughts arrive like butterflies.." - Eddie Vedder
"Oh well, Whatever, Nevermind.." - Kurt Cobain

Fri, 5 May 95 14:42:59 CDT
Subject: New game, XEvil version 1.3

C++, how appropriate. An evil language for an evil game. :-)

Fri, 3 Mar 1995 15:08:07 -0500
Subject: xevil

Wow. I must say, I sucked over xevil to my machine here at work, fixed the
Makefile paths, typed "make linux", and it worked. I'm impressed. :)

Thanks for writing the game... things get slow here during builds.

Sat, 4 Mar 1995 16:19:35 GMT
Subject: XEvil suggestions

I should first say that XEvil is completely brilliant, and quite
worringly addictive. Who needs to eat or sleep anyway... :-)

Cheers,
-Rus.

Fri Dec 15 04:19:36 1995
Subject: I love xevil

Hi! Nice to meet you. I am japanese student of Kansai-university,
faculity of informatics. I am one of the 'Xevil-lovers',the group
of my friends. We found Xevil on WWW and play. I think Xevil is very
fun!!. We are crazy about this game. Play duel-mode more than 5 times /a
day is our routine. (^ ^;
By the way , what is difference between t-shield and n-shield?
Thank you.
Good-bye
(In japanese ,"stars" means "Shuriken"(ninja's weapon))
p.s I love Bomb. It's nice.

Tue, 19 Dec 1995 20:19:23 +0900
Subject: xevil

Hi! I am Japanese student of Kansai university, faculity of informatics.
This is my first sending.
I am one of the xevil-lovers. I will introduce my strategics,using bomb on human
vs human .(I am bomb lover).

1. Put bomb and stay away.

2. When enemy(or other player) approach to bomb to get, shot pistol or lancer.

3. Bomb explodes and enemy will be killed.

(Cheap?? dirty??)

1. When I am chopper-boy, lift up other player who is climbing the
 ladder.

2. And drop the player after carries him.

3. Shot weapon to him that can not move.

Certainly this is very dirty ,but difficult.

By the way, what strategics do you have? I am still begginer, and if you
have better (or dirty)strategics on duel-mode, let me know please.

p.s I love bomb and stars. But other players of my friends(xevil lover)
loves launcher or lancer. I think launcher is dirty weapon. What weapons
do you like?

(English is very difficult ^ ^;)

Mon Dec 4 19:18:44 1995
Subject: X-E-v-i-l

So my coworker downloaded this game called XEvil and drags me over to his consol
e to proclaim that "it rocks" so I look at it and think... hmmm cheesy ass netw
ork game with little tiny characters.

So then we started playing it, and the minutes roll into hours. This game is gr
eat! Mindless violence, fast action, and fun network play... love it.

On question though -- are there any cheats? I've been playing him for a while,
but all of a sudden he seems incredibly strong. For example I saw 3 missiles hi
t him as chopper boy and he still didn't die but when I get hit just once from m
issiles I love 50 health. These seems fucked up. Is he using any cheats, or is
he just becoming a great player?

-vincent